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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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About Robert Orben

Robert Orben (March 4, 1927 – February 2, 2023) was an American professional comedy writer and magician. He wrote multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and also wrote books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.
Orben died at a nursing home in Alexandria, Virginia, on February 2, 2023, at the age of 95.