This is Annabeth, Jason said. Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
The name says it all. That's where Dad (Hades) tries out his new punishment ideas, but he says the traditional ones still work best: the lava flows, the minefields full of exploding surprises, burning...
Stop! he yelled at the others. Multigrain fighting is not allowed!
It’s been my observation I said, that you humans are more than the sum of your history. You can choose how much of your ancestry to embrace. You can overcome the expectations of your family and your s...
I nodded, disappointed, but then I got an idea. Hey, Grover. You want a magic item?His eyes lit up. Me?Pretty soon we'd laced the sneakers over his fake feet, and the world's first flying goat boy was...
Hephaestus glowered up at us. I didn’t make you, did I?Uh, Annabeth said, no, sir.Good, the god grumbled. Shoddy workmanship.
Dude. Jason gave Percy a bear hug.Back from Tartarus! Leo whooped. That's my peeps!
Don't decide yet, Hephaestus advised. Wait until daybreak. Daybreak is a good time for decisions.
Atlantis?' Jason asked.'That's a myth,' Percy said.'Uh...don't we deal in myths?''No, I mean it's a MADE-UP myth. Not like, an actual true myth.''So this is why Annabeth is the brains of the operation...
Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works.I am praying. I'm talking to you, right?Oh...yes. Good point. Amphitrite - incoming!
Piper had a new entry in her top-ten list of . Fighting Shrimpzilla with a dagger and a pretty voice? Not so effective.
Okay, I said. Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.She nodded. And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?Oh....
I said hello to the poodle.
I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…Okay, Frank relented. Sure. He frowned at his fingers, trying to pull them out of the trap. Uh, how do you—Leo chuckl...
Gaea? Leo shook his head. Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.Leo, that’s Snow White, Piper...
Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.Piper leaned over the console. Are you sure they’re Roman?Leo rolled his eyes. No, Pipes. It could be a rand...
Behold! Percy shouted. The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!
As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.
Artemis smiled. You have done well, my lieutenant. You have made me proud, and all those Hunters who perished in my service will never be forgotten. They will achieve Elysium, I am sure.She glared poi...