You're Bes, I guess? I said.Yes, he said.Your car's a mess, Liz muttered.If one more person rhymes, Emma grumbled, I'll throw up.
Come on, I said. I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak.
Carter, not to be unkind, I said, but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia . Two weeks ago, you thought she was sending you a distress call in your mashed potatoes.It was a Z! Car...
Sadie, I can't intervene. He turned up his palms in frustration. I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body.Shame, I mumbled.What?Nothing. Go on.
Two farewell gifts, Sadie muttered, from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.
The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi. Bebsi? I asked.Pepsi, Walt s...
Hang on, Sadie said. She stomped right up to the throne. Ammit growled at her, but Sadie growled back, which confused the monster into silence. What are you? she demanded. My dad? Osiris? Are you even...
Lacy had warned me about Drew the first day of school. Apparently the two of them had gone to some summer camp together––blah, blah, I didn't really listen to teh details––and Drew had been just as mu...
Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt.
Oh...my...god,Drew whimpered.Who...Anubis ignored her (bless him for that) and held out his elbow for me - a sweet old-fashioned gesture. May I have this dance?I suppose, I said,as non committally as...
If anyone asks you if you’re taken, I said, the answer is yes.I think I can live with that, he promised.Good, I said. Because you don’t want to see me be cross.Too late.Shut up and dance, Walt.Shut up...
Thankfully,two old friends stood next to the throne. Horus wore full battle armor and a khopesh sword at his side.is kohl-lined eyes-one gold, one silver-were as piercing as ever. At his side stood Is...
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.
We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I placed the war flail across his lap, hoping it might make a difference—may...