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M.J. McGuire Quote

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

M.J. McGuire

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

Tags: cat, cats, feline, funny, humor, jokes

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