They would rampage up and down the island, terrorizing step-granddaughters and traumatizing even the most stalwart goons, and no one
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
Capture your youth, while you can.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
The boiling water that does not cool down only dries out!
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...