The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).
If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.