Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.
Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.
When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.