It's a long story. Prepared to be regaled.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
A good character is not only about the good person people know you to be. Your ability to tell the truth about how bad you had been is also a good character.
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
These examples and many others demonstrate an alarming trend whereby the privacy and dignity of our citizens is being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may...
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
Handle a book as a bee does a flower, extract its sweetness but do not damage it.