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As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.

Maria Morgan

As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.

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About Maria Morgan

Maria Morgan (November 22, 1828 - June 1, 1892), generally known as Middy Morgan, was an Irish-born agricultural journalist who became one of America's top livestock experts. At one time, she supervised the stables for King Victor Emmanuel II of Italy.