“ Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. Franklin P. Adams
“ Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute. Franklin P. Adams
“ The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less. Franklin P. Adams
“ There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. Franklin P. Adams
“ The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are imaginary. Franklin P. Adams
“ The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time. Franklin P. Adams
“ Then here's to the City of Boston The town of the cries and the groans Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns. Franklin P. Adams
“ Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. Franklin P. Adams
“ We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations. Franklin P. Adams
“ There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What the country really needs is a good five-cent nickle. Franklin P. Adams
“ While the work or play is on ... don't constantly feel you ought to be doing the other. Franklin P. Adams
