“ Hamlet promised himself he’d throw down afterward, but I think perhaps when he said, “From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!” the limits of blank verse weakened his resolve… Kevin Hearne
“ Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name. Kevin Hearne
“ When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that Kevin Hearne
“ Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian.""No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, A… Kevin Hearne
“ No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet.""Ohhhh," he said. "I thought you were speaking literally.""I do beg your… Kevin Hearne
“ The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh! Kevin Hearne
“ People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me. Kevin Hearne
“ Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me. Kevin Hearne
“ When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. Kevin Hearne
