“ I think my instinctive rejection of judgment comes from meeting too many people who say on the one hand that their chosen deity shall judge us all but then they judge me anyway, rather than leaving it… Kevin Hearne
“ I know that when ye think o’ love you’re supposed to think o’ kissy faces and scented soap and hummin’ happy songs together, but there’s another vital part to it that people rarely admit to themselves… Kevin Hearne
“ I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99 Kevin Hearne
“ Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf. Kevin Hearne
“ Fucking H! the vampire shouted, shaking his free left fist. He enunciated the g very clearly and projected his voice from his diaphragm, like a trained opera singer. It’s fuckin’ A, not H, but yeah, L… Kevin Hearne
“ Flidais nods in approval. Respect for life. Good.I want to ask where her respect for life is, why she thinks it is all right to treat animals like puppets and force me to kill one of them in some sort… Kevin Hearne
“ An Druides be, thanne answere me: whos love in Eire is moste fyn and fre? Hernewhether in bedde or in feeld do ye meet, Flidais awaiteth your limbes to greet. Atticus Kevin Hearne
“ All the earth wants ye to do is thrive, and ye feel that love whenever ye contact an elemental. Kevin Hearne
“ We banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost comple… Kevin Hearne
“ No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.Never mind. Just listen. Once she drinks the tea,… Kevin Hearne
“ Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature and try to make sure the weave of it remains strong, reinforcing the binding amongst all living things and sewing up the… Kevin Hearne
“ Why am I here? Wukong chuckles, throwing his head back in unrestrained glee. A philosophical question! The answer is simple: to learn and to grow. No, I mean, why am I here right now? The Buddha cocks… Kevin Hearne
“ What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you. Kevin Hearne
“ I do not see a path I can walk on the earth that is not strewn with beauty and horror in equal measure. My road ahead is poetry and blood, and after today, I know I’m prepared to walk it. Kevin Hearne
“ But sometimes we do things that make no sense except in some arcane calculus hidden in our emotions. Kevin Hearne
“ I still didn’t know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking into a cage fight with a demon. Hell, she could open the door with a G… Kevin Hearne
“ The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory out Kevin Hearne
“ For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, "You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and… Kevin Hearne
“ The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style. Kevin Hearne
“ Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:"Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable, which is a pretty good trick for a metaphor." They were also… Kevin Hearne
