On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger.
Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk, I explained to them. U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.
I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,
I do not see a path I can walk on the earth that is not strewn with beauty and horror in equal measure. My road ahead is poetry and blood, and after today, I know I’m prepared to walk it.
Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf.
Gaia has left us wonder wherever we go, if we only open our eyes to it. ~ Atticus
Fires were warm cups of non-thinking serenity after the daily rigors of training.
But sometimes we do things that make no sense except in some arcane calculus hidden in our emotions.
And to be rooted is not the same thing at all as being tied down. To be rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where every sunrise shows me how to be more...
And perfect contentment, that sublime moment when you’re at peak anticipation for something and you know you’ll get it soon. I often think that moment is better in some ways than getting the thing its...
That good, huh? It’s free, Oberon.
Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?
Oberon asked me. After my bathtime story, he wanted to be the Genghis Khan of dogs. He wanted a harem full of French poodles, all of whom were named either Fifi or Bambi. It was an amusing habit of hi...
Excellent plan. Atticus out.
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.Never mind. Just listen. Once she drinks the tea,...
I still didn’t know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking into a cage fight with a demon. Hell, she could open the door with a G...