The best meals are those prepared by loving hands.
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook.
OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise..Do you wanna hear it again?N-no, you'll just hit me again!Kyo and Tohru
The life of the cook was a life of adventure, looting, pillaging and rock-and-rolling through life with a carefree disregard for all conventional morality. It looked pretty damn good to me on the othe...