The best meals are those prepared by loving hands.
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise..Do you wanna hear it again?N-no, you'll just hit me again!Kyo and Tohru
In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook.
The life of the cook was a life of adventure, looting, pillaging and rock-and-rolling through life with a carefree disregard for all conventional morality. It looked pretty damn good to me on the othe...