Yo mama is so ugly… she made an onion cry.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girl...
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Advice to my younger self:1 Start where you are with what you have2 Try not to hurt other people3 Take more chances4 If you fail, keep trying
You cannot change the past, but you can make a difference now
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.