Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch! Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Yo mama is so poor… when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!
Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama is twice the man you are!
What is your favorite joke? Leave
What do you call a cat that can hop over a wall? A: A good jumpurr!
Yo mama is so ugly… her mother had to be drunk to breast feed her!
The top! Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G!
Yo mama is so ugly… instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama is so fat… when she dives into the ocean there is a tsunami-warning!
What did the leaf say to the snow? A: Leaf me alone!
Yo mama is so hairy… you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama is so fat… when God said, Let there be light, he had to ask her to move out of the way.
Knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four
Can you find your way through the maze?
Yo mama is so ugly… they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide!
What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet!
Girl keep
Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying!
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