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Johnny B. Laughing Quotes

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Yo mama is so poor… she hangs toilet paper out to dry!

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Who’s there?

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Q: What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.

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A: A cheetah! ***

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On two

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Aroid!

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Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to climb Mountain Dew!

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Yo mama is so stupid… she stole free bread.

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Yo mama is so stupid… she can't pass a blood test.

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Yo mama is so poor… when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!

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Yo mama is so lazy… she undercooks Ramen noodles!

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Yo mama is so fat… she sank the Titanic!

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What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music!

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Stegosaur

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Santa Claws!

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Allison to the radio every morning!

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Some!

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