Yo mama is so fat… when God said, Let there be light, he had to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.
Yo mama is so fat… she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Why wouldn’t the dinosaur cross the road? A: They weren’t invented yet!
Why does everyone love cats? A: They are the most purr-fect pets!
What’s the best day to eat bacon? A: Fry-day!
What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide!
What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone!
What is your favorite joke? Leave
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
What did the monkey learn in school? A: The apey-cees!
What bus crossed the ocean? A: Columbus!
Q: Which dog can tell time? A: A watchdog!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front? A:
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you call a pig that
Does your brother keep himself clean? Yes! He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Can you find your way through the maze?
Bull who? Bull the door closed when you come in!