Yo mama is so ugly… when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote!
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point...
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
She was a gypsy, as soon as you unravelled the many layers to her wild spirit she was on her next quest to discover her magic. She was relentless like that, the woman didn't need no body but an open r...
Life will be peaceful if you can fill your heart with an abundance of love.
Earn Nicely, spend wisely and you will live happily.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.