“ Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean. Johnny B. Laughing
“ The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev… Andrena Sawyer
“ And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and… Anthony Liccione
“ More than any other attribute of Jesus, his humility is the key to a healthy marriage. If two people make it their goal to imitate the humility of Christ, everything else will take care of itself. Francis Chan
“ On the other hand it is possible that human control over the machines may be retained. In that case the average man may have control over certain private machines of his own, such as his car of his pe… Ted Kaczynski
“ The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people. Germany Kent
“ Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love. Marc Chagall
