Yo mama is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by t...
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Building art is a synthesis of life in materialised form. We should try to bring in under the same hat not a splintered way of thinking, but all in harmony together.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
Key the mind, and set the soul free.