Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q:
What did the leaf say to the snow? A: Leaf me alone!
Stegosaur
Q: Why did the weather want privacy?
How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Q: What did the ground say after the earthquake? A: You really crack me up!
Carrie my bag!
Reproduced,
Yo mama is so ugly… instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid… she bought a ticket to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so poor… when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!
Yo mama is so poor… her TV has two channels: ON and OFF!
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo
Yo mama is so old… she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good!
Yo mama is so hairy… you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on a scale, it read, One at a time, please.
Yo mama is so fat… when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so fat… when she dives into the ocean there is a tsunami-warning!