Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on a scale, it read, One at a time, please.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
To say nothing is saying something. You must denounce things you are against or one might believe that you support things you really do not.
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When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
I'm looking to evolve the concept of the new renaissance artist, taking the world by storm through the art of public display and demonstration, with technical savvy, using cell phones and computers.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that...
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.