Yo mama is so hairy… you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Deeply happy people are even thankful for the trials and tragedies they pass through.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us - avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
I miss that feeling of connection.Knowing he was out there somewhere thinking about me at the same time I was thinking about him.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...