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Yo mama is so old… she used to babysit Adam and Eve!
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? A: No one!
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What do cows make during earthquakes? A: Milkshakes!
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What did the leaf say to the snow? A: Leaf me alone!
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Q: Why did the weather want privacy?
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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny!
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Alice N. who?
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A: Take his shovel away!
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Dinosaurs.
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Yo mama is twice the man you are!
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Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.
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Who’s
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Who’s there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm!
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What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q:
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What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!
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What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog!
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