An unidentified flying omelet!
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One!
Aroid!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team! Yo mama is so stupid… she tripped over a wireless phone! Yo mama is so stupid… she failed a survey! Yo mama is so stupid… she go...
Yo mama is so poor… birds throw bread at her!
What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
Carrie who?
Yo mama is so old… she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick!
Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so fat… she ate an entire pizza….. Hut!
Who’s
Who’s there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm!
What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog!
N.!
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.
This door last time? Knock knock! Who’s there? Toucan!
Girl keep
Dresses
Yo mama is so fat… she fell and made the Grand Canyon!