“ Yo mama is so ugly… they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so poor… the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Why did the boy put candles in the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty! Johnny B. Laughing
“ What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? A: Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: What letter should you try to avoid? A: The letter A because it makes men mean! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? Johnny B. Laughing
