Yo mama is so stupid… she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so stupid… she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama is so stupid… I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder!
Yo mama is so skinny… she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so skinny… she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so old… she knew Mr. Clean when he had a head full of hair!
Yo mama is so old… she farts dust!
Yo mama is so old… her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo
Yo mama is so hairy… Harry Potter got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat… whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat… she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!
Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama is so fat… she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, Okay!
Yo mama is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat… her blood type is gravy! Yo
Yo mama is so fat… all she wanted for Christmas was to see her feet!
Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!