Yo mama is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
The happiness which brings enduring worth to life is not the superficial happiness that is dependent on circumstances. It is the happiness and contentment that fills the soul even in the midst of the...
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Most frequently asked question at my AI talks: Will robots be conscious? We slaughter 60 billion animals/year, but are concerned for robots?
Do not avert your eyes.It is important that you see this.It is important that you feelthis.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
what is not true does not exist in this moment.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
CHALLENGES MAKE US RISE TO THE OCASSION.