How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where’s pop corn?
How can you tell that you are getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!
Food
Bosnia!
Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house! Knock knock! Who’s there? Zany! Zany
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama is so ugly… she scared the crap out of a toilet!
Yo mama is so ugly… she is the reason that Sonic the Hedgehog runs!
Yo mama is so ugly… people put pictures of her on their car to prevent theft!
Yo mama is so ugly… I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again!
Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mama is so stupid… she threw a clock out the window to see time fly!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!
Yo mama is so stupid… she stole free bread.
Yo mama is so stupid… she sits on the floor and watches the couch.