How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A: You get a buzzy signal!
How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Q: What did the ground say after the earthquake? A: You really crack me up!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where’s pop corn?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! Knock knock!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Alma!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for too long! Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Betty! Betty who? Betty can’t guess who I am!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door? Knock knock! Who’s there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Read! Read who? Read between the lines!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Texas! Texas who? I told you to Texas when you got home!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Vanna! Vanna who? Vanna go see a movie tonight?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule!
Knock knock!
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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn?
Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll!
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