“ Yo mama is so stupid… I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder! Johnny B. Laughing
“ I'm getting asked a lot, 'You don't have kids, so how do you know how to act like a mother?' I know nothing could compare, and I haven't had that experience, but when my niece was born, I felt like I… Winona Ryder
“ Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. Roy Bennett
“ Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love. Kamand Kojouri
“ The humanitarian philosophies that have been developed (sometimes under some religious banner and invariably in the face of religious opposition) are human inventions, as the name implies - and our sp… Harry W. Kroto
“ The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
