What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog!
What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain? A: An umbrellaphant!
Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
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Why are there so many Smith’s in the phone book? A: They all have phones!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? A: Bronto-snore-us!
Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Yo mama is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.
Yo mama is so fat… whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so hairy… the only language she speaks is Wookie!
Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo
Yo mama is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old… her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama is so old… she farts dust!
Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible! Yo
Yo mama is so old… she helped serve the Last Supper!
Yo mama is so poor… she hangs toilet paper out to dry!
Yo mama is so poor… she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what are ya doing? She said, Buying luggage.
Yo mama is so skinny… she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
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