“ How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where’s pop corn? Johnny B. Laughing
“ How can you tell that you are getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so stupid… I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? A: Bronto-snore-us! Johnny B. Laughing
