Why did the girl keep running around her bed? A: She was trying to catch up on her sleep!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? A: Bronto-snore-us!
Why are there so many Smith’s in the phone book? A: They all have phones!
Who’s there?
Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing!
Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye!
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way!
Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!
Q: Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to walk into your house? A: When the door is wide open!
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match!
Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!
Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when it broke
Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!
Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll!
Q: What did King Kong say when he dialed incorrectly? A: King Kong ring wrong!