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When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

Joan Bauer

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

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About Joan Bauer

Joan Bauer may refer to:

Joan Bauer (novelist) (born 1951), American novelist
Joan Bauer (politician) (born 1950), Michigan state representative