J.D. Robb Quotes

I feel so used. I find I like it.

His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. An...

Do you think the penis ever gets tired?Whose?Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!

I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my...

I'd trust you a hell of a lot more if you didn't refer to her as an old friend when we both know she was a hell of a lot moreWhat she was is nearly a dozen years in the past. Years before I ever set e...

Today, she told it, death comes to all your circuits. Will it be slow and systematic or fast and brutal? Considering, she circled it, Tough decision. I've waited so long for this moment. Dreamed of it...

Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...

Didn't people consider what could happen if armies of farm animals united in revolt?

The doll, Dallas. You know, Barbie doll. Jeez, didn't you ever have dollies?Dolls are like small dead people. I have enough dead people, thanks.

People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: ‘Ugh, that one’s the strongest and has the biggest club. I’ll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.’...

You and Roarke have a different couple dynamic.What the hell does that mean?Well. Peabody slid her eyes over to Eve’s profile. That was a nice way of saying neither one of you would let the other get...

When she lay curled against him, her skin dewed from passion, there was still that small, cold place inside of her where the heat hadn't quite reached.

That's a lot of vegetables.It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl... He lifted the silver lid on another plate, revealed a small pizza, with pepperoni arranged into a smiley face.She tried t...

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

Do you remember the first time we made love? He touched his lips to hers as he said it. We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quic...

You're still carrying Africa, but it's eroding at the edges.Great. We're destroying the Dark Continent.

I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that high-heeled, smug-ass bitch, Peabody.

Into the night, in the dark, he lay beside her, listening to her breathe. He knew the varied and sundry reasons a man would kill. But none were more fierce, none were more vital than to hold safe what...

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.He lifted one amused brow. And your point would be?