I feel so used. I find I like it.
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. An...
Do you think the penis ever gets tired?Whose?Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!
Today, she told it, death comes to all your circuits. Will it be slow and systematic or fast and brutal? Considering, she circled it, Tough decision. I've waited so long for this moment. Dreamed of it...
I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my...
I'd trust you a hell of a lot more if you didn't refer to her as an old friend when we both know she was a hell of a lot moreWhat she was is nearly a dozen years in the past. Years before I ever set e...
Didn't people consider what could happen if armies of farm animals united in revolt?
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
The doll, Dallas. You know, Barbie doll. Jeez, didn't you ever have dollies?Dolls are like small dead people. I have enough dead people, thanks.
When she lay curled against him, her skin dewed from passion, there was still that small, cold place inside of her where the heat hadn't quite reached.
People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: ‘Ugh, that one’s the strongest and has the biggest club. I’ll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.’...
You and Roarke have a different couple dynamic.What the hell does that mean?Well. Peabody slid her eyes over to Eve’s profile. That was a nice way of saying neither one of you would let the other get...
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
Do you remember the first time we made love? He touched his lips to hers as he said it. We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quic...
Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.
You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.He lifted one amused brow. And your point would be?
That's a lot of vegetables.It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl... He lifted the silver lid on another plate, revealed a small pizza, with pepperoni arranged into a smiley face.She tried t...
Life has very little even ground.
You're still carrying Africa, but it's eroding at the edges.Great. We're destroying the Dark Continent.
I can handle it. But it stinks, if you ask me, really stinks, that you get to go out somewhere drinking beer while I'm stuck at Baby Central. Just because you have a penis.We'll think fondly of you ov...