Anyone else would have just killed the alligator
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
There's no beauty without difference and diversity. Love unconditionally.
Embrace contradictions for they make upall of life:You will eternally be looking for yourself andseeking ways to lose yourself.
A good character is not only about the good person people know you to be. Your ability to tell the truth about how bad you had been is also a good character.
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...