Janet Evanovich Quotes

A hollowed-out volcano is every super-villain’s dream lair. It’s all about location, location, location. Riley

A light rain had started to fall. He pulled my jacket hood up and tucked my hair in. His finger traced a line at my temple, our eyes met, and for a terrifying moment I thought he might kiss me. The mo...

A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge of the lot. I’d stayed close to the back door, and one of the Rangema...

A while back he dated Lula, but Lula was allergic to his cats, and Tank wasn’t giving up his cats for love or money or Lula.

About that proposal, cupcake...Morelli

About this psychopath, Morelli said. I went to New York with Ranger following a lead on the polonium thing. I had a run-in with this crazy guy named Vlatko who planned the poisoning, and he sort of sl...

Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and...

All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie, Chapter 10)

All us good citizens in Jersey got attitude. We got pride. We got brass balls the size of watermelons. We got rude hand gestures and loaded guns... most of us. It's not like we're a pushover state lik...

Almost everything on Craigslist paid more than I was making, but my qualifications were sketchy. I had a college degree in liberal arts. That and a dollar could get me a soda.

And Grandma spooned in some beans. We need one of them psychics, Grandma said. I saw on television where you can call them up, and they know everything. They find dead people all the time. I saw a cou...

And Larry Burlew was a slug. She’d join the Foreign Legion before she’d marry Larry Burlew.

And we’re going to bring him in. How are you gonna do that? You got an elephant gun? You got Ranger in the trunk of your car? I have you. I’m going to send you into Fat Dave’s and you’re going to char...

Are you afraid of me?Uh... yes.'The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.

Are you laughing? I can feel you laughing. My life isn’t funny! Babe, your life should be a prime-time sitcom.

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good with a gun, but I was bitchin' with an aerosol can.

As if they'd never seen a seven-foot transvestite and a two-hundred-pound black woman with blond baloney curls all dressed up like Cher on a bad day. Do I know how to conduct an undercover operation,

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable...