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Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. Sorry about the blood. What was it this time? No one reported gunfire.I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer.Whoa. Dillon said.It wasn't my fault, I told him.Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.

Janet Evanovich

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. Sorry about the blood. What was it this time? No one reported gunfire.I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer.Whoa. Dillon said.It wasn't my fault, I told him.Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.

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