I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work, Judy said. I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy. That’s a excellent idea, Lula said. I hear those pages rake in big bucks....
I’m going back to bed, Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.Morelli gave me...
I’m a glass-is-half-full person now, and your sorry ass is still in half-empty country.
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.Joe Morelli
It was mesmerizing, Grandma said. It was like staring into the eye of a cobra. I don’t care if I do anything else on the bucket list. This was awesome. It was like a biblical experience.
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.
Is that your granny? Ranger wanted to know. Yup. She was checking to make sure Moogey was here. You’ve got a helluva gene pool, babe.
If you had told somebody in the year 1800 that there were invisible things called germs and that they were responsible for the common cold, he would have thought that you were crazy and believed in ma...
If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
I would have graduated higher, but I flunked gravy.
I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked rea...
I was standing with my back to the door, and I saw Connie’s eyes go wide. Be still my heart, Lula said, looking past me, through the window to the sidewalk. I figured they were looking at either Johnn...
I was listening to you the whole time. I didn’t trust you to hang on to the earbud, so I had a mini-microphone sewn into your shirt. It’s just under the rolled hem on the neckline. I glanced at it. I...
I was in no rush to get back to the funeral parlor, so I called Ranger again. Hi, I said to his answering service. It’s me. Things are looking up. Your wife is tailing me, but she hasn’t shot at me ye...
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb.Morelli
I wanted to tell you I....uh, like you. Shit. I chickened out! What was it with me that I couldn't say the big L word? I am such a dope. Morelli sighed into the phone. You are such a dope.
I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? We’re hot.
I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in windsheild plus embeddedbullet in passenger seat. Bashed-in right rear q...