That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they’re lookin’ to find poloponies.
That sounds like something sick, Lula said. What kind of a person would participate in a cornhole competition? I personally wouldn’t be involved in anything to do with cornholes.
That might work, I said. I'm good at faking it.This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of us.You didn't mean... ? Morelli asked.No. Of course not.Never?Maybe once.His eyes narr...
That could be a problem, Glo said, since I seem to have made a combination of two spells. But here’s the good news. I didn’t have any powdered newt snot, so the spell is most likely temporary.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,
Something’s going down, I said to Morelli. All the players are here. Maybe we should call the police. I’m the police.
So all you have to do is get in touch with Spider-Man?
Shit for brains, Leo’s father said. That’s what you got … shit for brains.
Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his g...
She’d expected Emerson Knight to look like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
She was looking for
Ranger was slouched on the couch, watching a ball game. Bob was beside him, his big shaggy orange Bob head resting on Ranger’s leg.
Ranger was dressed in jeans and a black T-shirt and boots,
Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. Someday I need to talk to you about car care. I know about car care. I kept a case of motor oil in the back. That’s my girl...
Ranger slung an arm around me and hugged me into him, and I could feel him laughing. It’s not funny, I said. Babe, I haven’t got a lot of funny in my life. Let me enjoy the moment.
Ranger isn’t my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you can’t play hide the salami once in a while.
Ranger is a bounty hunter, like me. Only Ranger is good. He’s close to my age, give or take a few years; he’s Cuban-American; and I’m pretty sure he only kills bad guys.
Problem was, I just didn’t know if I was ready for marriage. Marriage is scary stuff. You have to share a bathroom. What’s with that? And what about fantasies?
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Princeton isn't actually part of New Jersey. It's a small island of wealth and intellectual eccentricity floating in the Sea of Central Megalopolis. It's an honest-to-god town awash in the land of the...