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Oh my God. You're going to Julie Morelli's wedding! It's true about you and Joe.What about me and Joe?I heard you were living with him.I had a fire in my apartment, and I rented a room from him for a short time.Sandy's face scrunched up in disappointment. You mean you weren't sleeping with him?Well, yeah, I guess I was sleeping with him.Oh my God. I knew it! I just knew it! What's he like? Is he excellent? Is he ... you know, big? He doesn't have a little twinkie, does he? Oh, God, don't tell me if he has a little twinkie.

Janet Evanovich

Oh my God. You're going to Julie Morelli's wedding! It's true about you and Joe.What about me and Joe?I heard you were living with him.I had a fire in my apartment, and I rented a room from him for a short time.Sandy's face scrunched up in disappointment. You mean you weren't sleeping with him?Well, yeah, I guess I was sleeping with him.Oh my God. I knew it! I just knew it! What's he like? Is he excellent? Is he ... you know, big? He doesn't have a little twinkie, does he? Oh, God, don't tell me if he has a little twinkie.

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