Janet Evanovich Quotes

Yeah, but I want to take a look at your little peashooter. It's kinda cute.It's a gun, Brenda said.Lula pulled her Glock out of her bag and aimed it at Brenda. Bitch, this is a gun. It could put a hol...

The morally correct answer is yes, but the practical answer is no.

I looked around. I didn’t see Grandma. She was in the bedroom, and she’d mentioned the bathroom, and Oh my God! Babe! Ranger shouted from the bathroom. Come get your grandmother. Ranger was standing i...

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are...

This is war,' I yelled through the door.Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

I had a long history of calamitous mishaps.

Now it’s my turn, Riley said. What’s your first name? Where’d you grow up? Who’s your favorite Batman?

I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.

Ranger is a man of few words. He's Cuban-American, former Special Forces, he makes a much better friend than an enemy, and he's Vinnie's numero uno bounty hunter.

Yeah, I’m a classy guy. Ranger scooped up a handful of popcorn. A little girl’s life is at stake. That doesn’t leave much room for ego and turf wars.

The Chihuahua pack was snoozing at his feet. All heads came up when I approached. I brought food for the minions, I said to Forest. Do you hear that, my teensy minions? The nice lady brought us food.

He looked just like himself. Didn't look like he was living in dark alleys. He was clean, fresh shaven. Didn't look hungry. Had on clean clothes. Seemed to be alone. Was a little, um, upset. Said I wa...

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

Throwing up is not a group activity

So much for the sexy moment, I thought. Saved by monkey gas.

There’s a trade show going on this week for Russian vodka, Ranger said. This consulate will be hosting a meet-and-greet party at five o’clock. That would be a good time for us to slip in.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspectStephanie

She looked like Pooh when he was stuck in the rabbit hole.

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics.Connie Rosolli