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Ranger slipped an arm around me, leaned close, and kissed me. The kiss was a further indicator that he liked the dress. In fact, the kiss suggested that while he liked the dress a lot, he wouldn’t min...
Probably went to get a pretzel
One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger
No Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights.
Nice tackle, babe, he said. And then he kissed me. No doubt about the intention this time. Not the sort of kiss you’d give your cousin, for instance. More like the sort of kiss a man would give a woma...
Morelli looked dazed. What good is a gun without bullets? It's good for scaring people. Or you can hit people with it. Or you can use it to break windows … or crack walnuts.
Morelli grinned down at me. I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies.
Just make sure you’re not withholding information, Sandeman. Your parole officer might find it annoying. He gave me a shot to the shoulder that knocked me back a foot. Somebody yanks my parole officer...
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
If she wasn't standing there, I'd grab you and shake you until the fillings fell out of your teeth.Police brutality.It has nothing to do with being a cop. It has to do with being Italian.
I took a shower and spent some time on my hair, doing the blow-drying thing, adding some gel and some spray. When I was done I looked like Cher on a bad day. Still, Cher on a bad day wasn’t all that b...
I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt.Lula - High Five
I introduced myself and told him I was looking for his dad.'Haven't seen him,' he said. 'We aren't close. He's an even bigger dick than me. I mean, dude, he named me Oswald.
I have bad car juju.-Stephanie Plum
I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter.
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming...
HIGH FIVE
Exercise improves your sex life.Ranger to Stephanie