My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or...
Morelli smiled. It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts.I looked over at him.All in the past, Morelli said. I'm a cupcake man now.Whoa, dude, Mooner sa...
Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn't know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue.
Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.
I’m thinking about getting a computer so I can have cybersex, Grandma said. Anybody know how that works? You go into a chat room, Valerie said. And you meet someone. And then you type dirty suggestion...
I’m not driving you anymore, Lula said to me. Every time I take you somewhere, people shoot at us. Not every time.
If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you sho...
I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time. - StephanieI'm multi-lingual, Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.
I'm underrealized, Lula said. I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons. You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested, Connie sai...
I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai caviar on top, a selection of fruit and artisanal cheeses, and sauteed Dover sole with lemon and ca...
I looked around. I didn’t see Grandma. She was in the bedroom, and she’d mentioned the bathroom, and Oh my God! Babe! Ranger shouted from the bathroom. Come get your grandmother. Ranger was standing i...
I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant. -Grandma Mazur
I hate mornings. They start so early.
I don't believe this, Diesel said. It just gets worse and worse. Bad I enough I have to play cupid to a butcher, button maker and veterinarian...now have to be sex therapist for a guy who gives people...
I could use some help with an FTA.What's your problem?He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.
How’s it going with Morelli? You able to get a fix on him? Not exactly a fix, but I know he’s still in town. He’s a serious babe, Connie said. Saw him six months ago, before all this happened. He was...
Holy cow! I said. You can’t go to the door like that! My gun’s in the kitchen. Yes, but your underwear’s on the floor in my bedroom! And that wasn’t the biggest problem.
Holy bejeezus, Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn’t have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it...
Hollywood these days. We’ve
He’d abandoned his usual outfit of black rap clothes or GI Joe cammies. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a cream-colored Henley, faded jeans, and work boots. His hair, which had always been slic...