Being alone is different from being lonely, you know.
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
«La maggior parte delle donne sarebbero contente di essere seguite da me».«Io non sono la maggior parte delle donne».«Come se non lo sapessi».
Tinted windows rounded the corner, obviously chasing Kevin. It blew past us, screeching to a
Talking, drinking, and laughing again, like
So I pulled the scrunchie off my ponytail.
In a parade, and I’d already seen Ranger naked but he was worth
Haunches, looking dejected. Where’s the other monkey? I asked him. Carl looked up. The monkey was in a tree. What’s he doing there? Carl shrugged. This was a stupid idea, I said to Diesel. Yeah, but a...
You should snap me up, Morelli said. Not many men would marry you after meeting your grandmother. You’re lucky to have me.
You gonna take the case?It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of.You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens, Grandma said.
You expect me to give you two hundred grand and let you jet off alone to Southeast Asia? Kate asked him, more accusation than question. You aren't thinking about going after Griffin and the half a bil...
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.You're lucky I didn't sue you.You're lucky I...
Which was one reason why Revolt of the Zombie Strippers was being shot in Gallup and not in a warehouse in Van Nuys.
Where’s my candy bar? Lula asked. I don’t have
What’s on your bucket list? I asked. I got six things so far, Grandma said. First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess.
What did you do? Blew up a fuel depot, stole twelve rockets and made off with them in a stolen van, got kidnapped by a maniac, and had dinner with a guy who farted fire. That would be funny, but I’m w...
We ran to the bedroom and found Gloria pumping half a clip into a picture of her ex-husband. She dropped the gun onto the floor, turned, and mooned the picture and farted. Lula and I took a step back....
Trenton cops wore more hats than I could name. They were arbitrators, social workers, peacekeepers, baby-sitters and law enforcers. The job was boring, terrifying, disgusting, exhausting and often mad...
Ranger’s lips swept along my jawline to my ear. I could make you forget the gown.
Ranger’s Cayenne pulled in behind the SUV. Ranger got out, scooped me up off the ground, and held me close.