Janet Evanovich Quotes

We ran to the bedroom and found Gloria pumping half a clip into a picture of her ex-husband. She dropped the gun onto the floor, turned, and mooned the picture and farted. Lula and I took a step back....

I’d had a less tumultuous transition from childhood to adulthood, but somewhere in my twenties I feel like I got stalled in the process and now I’m drifting, marking time without any great passion to...

She looked like Pooh when he was stuck in the rabbit hole.

Changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the base of my neck. Without turning I knew it was Ranger.

This is war,' I yelled through the door.Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

What is it with men and gazongas? It’s not like women got a nut fixation. It’s not like we go around looking for some guy with basketballs hangin’ down to his knees.

My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspectStephanie

He looked just like himself. Didn't look like he was living in dark alleys. He was clean, fresh shaven. Didn't look hungry. Had on clean clothes. Seemed to be alone. Was a little, um, upset. Said I wa...

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are...

Now it’s my turn, Riley said. What’s your first name? Where’d you grow up? Who’s your favorite Batman?

You bet your ass. I take pride in my appearance. She looked down and made a boob adjustment, hoisting the girls up a couple inches. You never know when Mr. Good Enough is gonna come along. I like to b...

There who’ll take advantage.

I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.

Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

The morally correct answer is yes, but the practical answer is no.

Instead, I yelled at him. You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?Helen Plum

They were about ten yards away, coming up the starboard side, when the men suddenly dove off their boat. Nick looked over his shoulder and saw Kate standing behind him with a rocket-propelled grenade...

I could use some help with an FTA.What's your problem?He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.