AtomicQuote

Ilona Andrews Quote

Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?I padded to the door.First, you didn’t come home. Curran’s voice held zero humor. Second, I’m told that my mate is lingering in Raphael’s house. There can’t be any good reason for you to be here.Are you spying on me, Your Furriness? Kate asked.

Ilona Andrews

Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?I padded to the door.First, you didn’t come home. Curran’s voice held zero humor. Second, I’m told that my mate is lingering in Raphael’s house. There can’t be any good reason for you to be here.Are you spying on me, Your Furriness? Kate asked.

Tags: funny, gunmetal magic, kate daniels, snark

Related Quotes

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

Andy Warhol

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

Tags: famous, fame, funny, new, never, will

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Drew Barrymore

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Tags: actress, animal, awesome, child star, crass, crazy, crude, disgusting, ecology, environmentalism

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Tags: ability, able, accomplished, ace, adept, adroit, advertiser, advertisers, advertising, aphorism

It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...

Brandon Mull

It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...

Tags: brandon, fablehaven, funny, mull, reading, seth

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Tags: acceptable, accomplishment, account, accounts, adeptness, admissible, agony, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Tags: adultery, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, bedroom, boyfriend, boyfriends, cheat, cheater

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, appearance, appearances, argument, arguments, bazooms, berate

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

Tags: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, boyfriend, boyfriends

Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.

Compton Gage

Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.

Tags: apocalypse, apocalyptic, books, change, death, dreams, education, faith, fear, freedom

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Tags: a bit on the side, a play on words, abstruse, adultery, affair, ambiguity, ambiguous, ambivalent, amour, aphorism
About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.