Just a little drop of kindness can water a whole garden.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
Earn Nicely, spend wisely and you will live happily.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.