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This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

Erin Mitchell

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

Tags: anthologies, comedy, dark comedy, dark humor, death, humor, humorous, life, life lessons, murder

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