If you wish to be good, first believe that you are bad.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us - avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.
Do not be afraid of what should be afraid of you
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
Jon smiled at him. I'm sorry about your wrist. Robb used the same move on me once, only with a wooden blade. It hurt like seven hells, but yours must be worse. Look, if you want, I can show you how to...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The best thing you can wear is self confidence.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.