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If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

Edgar Howe

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

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About Edgar Howe

Edgar Watson Howe (May 3, 1853 – October 3, 1937), was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly, which he wrote from 1911 to 1933. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.