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Douglas Jerrold Quote

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Douglas Jerrold

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

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About Douglas Jerrold

Douglas William Jerrold (3 January 1803 – 8 June 1857) was an English dramatist and writer.