The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, I want to love, I want to live...
If some people are outed, are other people inned? Can we say that someone has been besided or overed?
Another word I’ve added to the list is conversation, as in We need to have a national conversation about_________. This is employed by the left to mean You need to listen to me use the word ‘diversity...
My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those u...
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
This town is the Greek Baltimore.
The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fif...
The Bible says that it’s all right to cast the first stone if someone dead is telling you to do it
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
I hate computers. My hatred is entrenched, and I nourish it daily. I’m comfortable with it, and no community outreach program will change my mind. I hate computers for getting their own section in the...
I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.
Have a blessed day. This can make you feel like you’ve been sprayed against your will with God cologne.
Even in a jar, that kid has outearned me.
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints.
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
But most good movies have a gun in them.
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
You look like some cousin of mine. The latter would work only if you were Asian, but even then it’s a little creepy, the implication being the cousin I have always wanted to undress and ejaculate on.
Sex is what you boast about when you have no exterior signs of wealth. It's a way of saying, Look, I might not own a fancy sport coat, or even a carry-on bag, but I do have two women and all the inter...