Leeches are singing in my asshole.
There are times when solitude is better than society, and silence is wiser than speech. We should be better Christians if we were more alone, waiting upon God, and gathering through meditation on His...
Readers are the glue that binds the books together.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.