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My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

Craig Shoemaker

My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

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About Craig Shoemaker

Craig Shoemaker (born November 15, 1958) is an American stand up comedian, actor, author, writer and producer. He was named Comedian of the Year at The American Comedy Awards on ABC and garnered two NATAS Emmy awards. He is best known for his 90-minute stand-up special, Daditude.