What the fuck does he think he's doing anyway? And when has running around in a figure eight ever helped anyone?
People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our li...
The only weights I lift are my dogs.
Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fak...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.
A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.