I'm poor and my cat is huge.
Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class...
Love is where you find it.
Take a moment to catch your breath and revel in your rhetorical mastery and achievement.
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to dr...
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
Dancing?, ventured Portia. I do so prefer dancing to suffering, don't you, Nerissa?You speak as if one must choose one over another. For every gentleman who has turned you around a ballroom can attest...
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.
Know what I like about mysteries? They’re mysterious.
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, li...
Growl, you live in a slime lair and maintain an identity as the mysterious overlord of an undersea city, you command a fleet of meat dreadnaughts with crews of humanoid whale people, and you're curren...
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
If you do your job and assume that everyone else is incompetent, you will seldom be disappointed.
Voilà! said the artist, in perfect fucking French.
If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.
Down bummer, Charlie said. just chill. he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.
But Diablo had been built on a breakneck schedule during the energy scare of the seventies. The welders worked double and
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
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