They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped her survival suit and tied the sleeves around her waist so...
These poor souls. These poor pathetic souls. The Emperor gestured toward the passersby.I don’t understand, Tommy said.Their time has passed and they don’t know what to do. They were told what they wan...
The constable lit the bong and lost himself in the scuba bubbles of sweet comforting smoke.
Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt.
No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Sweet-...
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug.
Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh?
Megaptera novaeangliae («Grandes alas de Nueva Inglaterra», la había denominado cierto científico, demostrando de este modo que los científicos también beben)
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it seems to enjoy it, but it must be bad under the law.
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
Hey, Barry, climb off, motherfucker, I’m up next, then it’s Jeff’s turn. I put it on the board. Blue, don’t let him do that to your ear, baby, you won’t hear for a month.
Dancing?, ventured Portia. I do so prefer dancing to suffering, don't you, Nerissa?You speak as if one must choose one over another. For every gentleman who has turned you around a ballroom can attest...
A death that results from your actions is basically killing someone, unless you’re a politician, right?
What love is not torment when a man knows not how to love himself? Talk not of drowning, but attaining your heart's desire by action: Put money in thy purse.
You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.
You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destro...
To be safe is to be afraid.
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.