The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
So nerds rule.
People, generally, suck.
Oh, I get it, I said. It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
Now, I am the younger brother of an older brother who often measured the worth of a guy by his ability to not scream under pressure, and insisted, in fact, that if any screamlike sounds ever reached M...
No. Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, I'm not fucked. The Sartre reader looked up from his book and said, We all are. We all are.
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
Moi?, said I, in perfect fucking French.
Life is an irritation.
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
It’s a yeti, said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. An abominable snowman. This is what happens when you fuck a sheep!? I exclaimed. Not an abomination, Josh said, a...
It’s a note. Let me read it for you. ‘Couldn’t anyone else see that they were all slaves of Satan? I had to cleanse the world of their evil. I am the hand of God. Why else would security have let me i...
In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they didn’t have a penis among them? I think it would have shown on the Lion and the Tin Ma...
You can only eat so much white cake.
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess
We really have to get going, Sam said. Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?The monk said, Does a dog have a Buddha nature?Does a fish have a watertight asshole? said Coyote.
There’s no such thing as a conservative hero.
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had, in fact, been chillin' like a mo-fuckin' villain, so step the fuck off, wi...